Porn Site Reveals “Daddy/Daughter” As Most Searched Term In Trump States

If you're a Trump supporter, chances are you like a familiar brand of porn...literally.

The adult content aggregation site PornStop has released its monthly search statistics, and ahead of the 2016 presidential election next month, they decided to break down the results by which the candidate each state is currently favored to win per current polling. Nationally, the results show that certain terms are consistently found around the country — like “MILF” or “big snoobs.” Broken down into red versus blue states, however, there are big differences in the search terms used.

In states most heavily favored to be won by Donald J. Trump, alleged billionaire and Republican nominee, the search term most often used was “daddy/daughter.” The rest of the five most used terms are seen in the table below.

Top 5 PornStop Search Terms In Trump States – August 2016

Search Term % of Searches
Daddy/Daughter 62%
Cuck/Cuckold 18%
Cross burning 10%
Butt stuff 8%
Anything not racist 2%

At a press conference in front of his Trump Tower apartment building, where he is in deep debate prep, Trump answered reporters’ questions about the porn search data. He said he’s “never been one to judge anyone unless they’re a woman and only then by their looks” and he clarified that “by looks [he means] their tits and asses.” Trump also said it’s “only natural to be curious how your family members fuck, especially if they’re hot like [his] daughter is.”

“I’ve got to make this very quick guys, I’m in deep debate prep and those farts won’t push themselves into my head,” Trump told reporters, “but I just wanted to say that I’m happy for every vote I get. I personally find incest to be disgusting, and that’s why as tempting as it’s always been, I’ve kept my relationship with my darling, beautiful, sexy, hot as hell daughter Ivanka from reaching that next level. And believe me, folks, it would be absolutely friggin’ hot if she and I did it. But no, I won’t. As much as I want to, I won’t.”

Trump said that despite his own ability to “resist Hot Ivanka,” he doesn’t blame others who indulge in their secret incestuous fantasies.

“Hey, I get it,” Trump said, “sometimes as a God fearing, ammo-hoarding patriot, you just take one look at your tremendously good looking daughter and want to take a poke at her. I’m not going to judge anyone for that. It’s not like they’re suggesting that we take care of the sick, or feed the hungry, or shelter the homeless. That’s disgusting, anti-American nonsense. But laying the wood to your own flesh and blood? That’s just, you know, a different kind of special patriotism, if you ask me.”

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