Bill Clinton’s MasterClass Will Teach “Fingering the Right Person for the Job”

Last month, online adult education provider Masterclass announced that it had struck deals with two married and famous former politicians, who will each instruct their own classes on the site. Those who take former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s class will get lessons on diplomacy, while students enrolling in former President Bill Clinton’s “Masterclass” will receive his expert instruction and insights on a subject he considers “near and dear.”

This, according to a new interview Clinton conducted with ABC News this weekend.

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“What I think people will get most out of this Masterclass of mine is a sense that I know how to finger people, and that they will know how to finger people once they take my class,” Clinton told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos. “George, it’s my experience that once you get good at fingering the right people at the right time for the right positions, you become a much better leader.”

Former President Clinton teased some “fun surprises” that are in store for people who take his class, too.

“We won’t just talk about fingering the right right person for the job. We’ll get into figuring out fitting in. Namely, what objects you can fit inside them,” Clinton laughed. “Gonna be a real hoot, Georgy Boy! A real hoot!”

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