HOBART, ARKANSAS — Clem O’Connel, 52-year-old lifelong Republican and die-hard Donald J. Trump supporter, says he is “outraged, incensed, angered, annoyed and extremely butt hurt” over recent remarks Hillary Clinton made about some Donald Trump supporters.
Over the weekend, Clinton made waves when she said that half of Trump’s supporters are “racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic” and that they belong in what she called a “basket of deplorables.” Right-wing media outlets seized on the comments and tried to draw comparisons between it and those made Mitt Romney during the 2012 election cycle when he said that roughly 47% of the country only supported President Obama because he was offering them things for free.
“Who the hell is that libtarded feminazi to say I’m deplorable,” Clem yelled into the camera on a podcast of his. The podcast, posted to his conservative Facebook page Right-Biased America, demands that Clinton “apologize to the good patriots of this nation” who she insulted by “implying that just because we know all Islams are bad and all Mexicans are rapists we’re the deplorable ones.”
Clem said that at first he had a hard time wrapping his head around the comment.
“I mean, I knew it didn’t sound good, what she said,” Clem told the audience of his podcast, “but once I actually looked up the meaning of deplorable, I knew that Killery Clit-Stoned, the Muzzie loving, Jew sympathizing, black community excuse making fascist had insulted me, and I was angry as hell about it.”
Mr. O’Conell says that he believes it’s Clinton who is deplorable for “hiding the truth about Benghazi” and “helping all the raping, murdering Mexicans into America.”
“She says we’re racist because we think poor black people are poor because they’re black and violent,” Clem said, “and she says we’re homophobic just because we think the government should get to dictate who gets married. She says we’re transphobic just because we care where transgender people piss and shit. And she thinks we’re Islamaphobic just because we want to institute religious ideology tests and ban Muslims from entering the country. Well, I say fuck that libtarded, lying bitch! How dare she insult us like that?”
In response to Clinton’s insult, Clem says he’s registered his 122nd anti-Hillary website.
“I have registered ApologizeToUsYouFuckingStupidMurderingBitch dot com to demand Hitlery Clinton apologize to all the good, Christian conservatives she insulted,” Clem said. He finished his video telling his audience that the “fundamental core values of America” are under threat by a Hillary Clinton presidency.
“If we no longer live in a country where I can safely insult and generalize about an entire ethnic group being murderers and rapists,” Clem said, “we don’t live in America anymore. If I can rely on religious texts and debunked psychological studies from the 1960’s and 1970’s to justify harming LGBT people, we don’t live in America anymore. And if I can’t claim all the rights of the First Amendment’s freedom of speech and religion but deny it to Muslims and libtarded feminazi bitches, then we don’t live in America anymore. God Bless the Republican Party, God bless Saint Ronald Reagan, and God Bless America!”
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