Donald Trump Finding Out

Well…shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn’t everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply to him? Think of the dangerous precedent we’re setting if we start trying to hold rich, white billionaires accountable for breaking the law like we would hold a poor, black teenager accountable for stealing a pack of gum from the convenience store.

Apparently, and this will come as a shock to a lot of people, but people like Jack Smith and Fanni Willis didn’t get the memo, though, and they’re not going to let him fuck around with impunity, and instead they both very much so favor introducing the daughter-lusting ex-president to the “find out” paradigm that often follows the traditional fuck-around. It seems particularly mean to charge Trump with violations of the “RICO” act when he can’t even spell “RICO.”  But that’s just east coast liberal bias against white collar criminals, I suppose.

The question of course will endure, and only the bravest of patriots will see fit to answer it:

Will the Republic endure this incessant barrage of the Rule of Law and due process? 

His Royal Highness will soon find out.

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James Schlarmann
James Schlarmann
Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

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