WASHINGTON, D.C. — One thing is…very…clear…President Donald…Trump…has completely…and utterly…destroyed…the coronavirus.
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Just…watch…this video…of his triumphant…return…to the White House…after leaving…Walter Reed Hospital…after…just…a few days…
Gasping for air. And credibility. pic.twitter.com/1pDvaYcAbj
— Ken Jeong (@kenjeong) October 6, 2020
Notice how freely…the president…is…breathing? That is…because…he beat COVID-19…with just his strength…courage…and…the best healthcare…literally anywhere…in the…world. To…the untrained…eye…it might look…like he’s…maybe not breathing…as…well…as…he…could…but that is…FAKE NEWS. He has…pure…American freedom…inflating his…very healthy, very recovered lungs.
Excuse me…I need to…take a bit…of a break…I’m feeling a little…fatigued…and…worn out…but I too…just beat COVID-19 in the…same…WHEW!…time frame as the…president did. So…I am also…breathing…very strongly.
Okay…feeling full of air…again…can…continue…writing…
There are some…who have…like the jerks…they are…wondered out loud…if the president…isn’t quite as recovered as he is pretending…to be…However, if that…were…the case…why would he tweet this morning…about how…not a big deal…coronavirus is? It’s not…like…the president…would lie…to make people less scared…about the virus…his administration…has not responded well to. As one can tell from the tweet, Trump is feeling…just…fine…and the three exclamation…points at the end…prove it.
Flu season is coming up! Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu. Are we going to close down our Country? No, we have learned to live with it, just like we are learning to live with Covid, in most populations far less lethal!!!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 6, 2020
Have to stop again…be right back…
Okay, feeling good again. Many people who love and…adore…the president…have extended their congratulations to him…for…so completely…beating…COVID-19. Senator…Ted Cruz…who famously…allowed the president…to call his wife ugly…and did absolutely nothing to defend her…tweeted how happy he was to see Trump…return to the…White House.
Just talked to @realDonaldTrump He’s back at the White House & feeling MUCH better. He’s said Melania is doing well too. He sounded strong & in very good spirits.
Am grateful for the millions of Americans & people across the world lifting up in prayer POTUS & @FLOTUS 🙏🇺🇸🙏
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 6, 2020
Senator Lindsey Graham, who also went from…hating…the president when he was challenging…him…for the Republican nomination…in 2016…and called him a racist liar…also made sure the president…could feel Graham’s lips upon his kingly anus.
Just spoke with President @realDonaldTrump and he sounds terrific — very engaged and ready to get back to work!
He’s also very excited about Judge Amy Coney Barrett being confirmed to the Supreme Court and focused on a good deal to help stimulate the economy.
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) October 5, 2020
As great…as I’m…feeling…having…beaten…covid like…Trump…I should…still…rest for just a second…and catch my…breath…
| Editor’s Note: At this point in the writing of this article, our author was forced to go back to the hospital with breathing problems. He wanted to pass along the message, however, that he is still feeling “bigly great” and that he, like President Trump, most definitely beat the coronavirus complete, and will have absolutely no lasting side-effects whatsoever.
A Gofundme has been established to pay his medical and/or funeral expenses. |
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