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Tennessee Man Suing To Shut Down His Local Taco Bell Because It’s ‘Too Mexican’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- When right-wing podcaster, YouTube sensation, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins walked into the Taco Bell in his town for the first time, he was greeted with words, smells and tastes that offended him to his...

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing YouTube star, podcaster, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins says he has "had up to here" with having to dial-1 to speak to an English speaking operator, and he plans to "do something" about it. "You...

For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric

RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan Reedy is an illegal immigrant, residing in a sleepy, coastal California town. Susan came here about 17 years ago as a student, and she overstayed her visa. She's...

ICE to Update Agents’ Badges, Uniforms, and Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- The Department of Homeland Security has announced that later this year, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers will be wearing newly designed uniforms that will feature updated badges and one brand new element -- a white satin hood. "ICE...

MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that he is "sick and goddamned tired" of President Trump's "white America First agenda" being overshadowed...

David Duke, American Nazi Party, KKK Condemn Media for Implying Racists Wear MAGA Hats

DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI -- This morning, in a rare and unforeseen turn of events, a joint statement was written and released by white supremacist David Duke, the American Nazi Party, and the Ku Klux Klan. The statement categorically...

White Serial Rapist/Murderer Supports Trump Wall So “Illegal Immigrants Don’t Steal” His Job

FORTUITO BLANCO, NORTH DAKOTA -- 36 Year old Chad Biffington is a serial rapist and murderer, and he fully supports President Donald Trump's proposal for a massive wall along the southern border, because he says he has to protect...

Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jehtro Bohiggins is not racist, is not xenophobic, and does not take kindly to anyone implying that he is, which is exactly what he told his podcast audience this week, right before he explained...
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Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

Recently, it was revealed that when he was deposed by the New York Attorney General in a case involving...
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