COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube star and alt-right country music sensation Jethro Bohiggins said that he is "sick and goddamned tired" of President Trump's "white America First agenda" being overshadowed...
DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI -- This morning, in a rare and unforeseen turn of events, a joint statement was written and released by white supremacist David Duke, the American Nazi Party, and the Ku Klux Klan. The statement categorically...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that right-wing radio host and Birch Society spokesterrorist Laura Ingraham has been booted out of a Manhattan dry cleaners after she got into an intense and heated argument...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump issued an "Official Presidenting Decree" from the Oval Office this morning, demanding that Congress immediately pass legislation that bars discrimination based on "being a member of a lying, fascist crime syndicate and/or presidential administration."
"I...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House announced today that the Department of Homeland Security wants to purchase 100,000 dog crates of various sizes from PETCO to be used in detention centers across the country in order to house children...
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- While traveling overseas to meet with the world's richest and most elite members of society, President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Air Force One directing the Immigration and Customs Enforcement department to establish a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Trump acknowledged the deadly winter storms battering the country's northeast region. Referred to as a "bomb cyclone," a massive stormfront dumped more than a foot of snow in the region, and now bone chattering...
