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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for ...

Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Last week, the Democratic National Committee held its annual convention ...

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the ...

Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?

Author’s Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will ...

ISIS Trying to Recruit “Top American Killer” President Donald Trump

When America was attacked on September 11th, 2001, planes were hijacked and flown into ...