AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted with a city's cemetery to provide burial plots for used tampons.
"Here in Ohio we value all life, which is obvious because of our new fetal heartbeat abortion ban,"...
PALPATINE FOREST, ALABAMA -- In a truly unforeseen turn of events down in the Yellowhammer State, the Alabama government has decriminalized rape.
"In point of fact, all this amendment does is strengthen our abortion ban. Now, we can keep a...
PARADIS CHAUVIN COUNTY, GEORGIA -- Authorities are confirming at the time of publication that Susan Kastle is in custody, having turned herself in after her pregnancy miscarried.
"We weren't necessarily looking for Ms. Kastle. We did not have a warrant...
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision that affirmed the right of all women in the country to terminate their pregnancy before...
COUSIN LOVERS, MISSOURI -- Jason Hubbard is a described "free market capitalist" with a Masters in economics. He is also a self-described conservative, and he also rates his chances of having sexual intercourse with a woman at "roughly not...
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith Amazon is adding a new service to certain states in America that will deliver specialized items the same day they were ordered.
Amazon has announced that...
