Man Is ‘Blown Away’ How Much ‘It Stinks’ That His Girlfriend Can’t Stop Farting During Quarantine

BROWN CLOUD, CALIFORNIA -- He says that there is "absolutely no chance" of it breaking them up, but that doesn't mean 37 year old Tad Toddley is thrilled that his girlfriend, 34 year old Kelly Olsen, has been "farting...

Bloomberg: “I Paid Broads Like They Were As Good at Their Jobs As Men”

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Town Douche Wonders Why There’s ‘Only 364’ International Men’s Days Each Year

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Trump ‘Moved Bigly’ And Inspired By Michelle Obama’s Golden Globes Speech To Be A Better Man

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Trump Releases Pussy He Was Grabbing Long Enough For A Thoughtful Soliloquy On Men Respecting And Empowering Women

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Jesse Watters Tells Fox News Audience Bill O’Reilly Left Him ‘Big Shoes to Fill and Huge Boobs to Grope’

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VP Mike Pence Wants Law Making It Illegal to Get an Erection Before Praying First

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After Cutting Planned Parenthood Medicaid Payments, Texas To Blow Up All Dams

Texas will no longer reimburse Planned Parenthood with the state's medicaid funds, and they're taking that concept to other parts of their budget too.

A Message For Women and Minorities from The GOP (VIDEO)

A mid-term message For women and minorities from the Republican Party.
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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