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Trump Jr. Mocks Biden for Not Having a Windmill Cancer Vaccine Approved Yet

A smug Donald Trump, Jr. appeared on OAN this morning with anchor Jack "Rape Melania" Posobiec and mocked President Joe Biden's administration for not getting a windmill cancer vaccine approved at this point in his presidency. Trump Jr. assailed...

Boebert Demands Update from Biden White House on Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During an interview on NewsmaxTV, Rep. Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) demanded that the White House provide an "immediate and urgent update" on the U.S. government's development of a vaccine for windmill cancer. "I'm just gonna say it, okay?...

Biden Shuts Down Federal Research Into Windmill Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The federal government will no longer be researching a windmill cancer vaccine, thanks to a new executive order signed by President Joe Biden this morning. "Hey, Jack, I'm all for research. I love research. Research and I...

Trump Disappointed to Leave Office Without Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For a one-term president, regrets about unfinished work are par for the course, even for a president as bombastic, self-aggrandizing, and confident as President Donald J. Trump. Though he may still outwardly project the image of...

Trump Wants Research Into Whether AIDS Vaccine Also Cures Windmill Cancer

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world is still celebrating his announcement of an AIDS vaccine earlier today at an executive order signing ceremony, President Donald Trump is already looking to see if the vaccine can be used for other...

Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to be developed, the President of the United States says he doesn't want people to "lose sight of an even deadlier disease" and has launched a...

Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For several days, and even a few weeks, President Donald Trump urged Americans and medical professionals to consider using the drug hydroxychloroquine to fight COVID-19. This presidential medical advice came despite the fact that Trump is not...

6 Signs You Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is a very real, very serious, very deadly disease. Caused by the noise from wind turbines producing so-called "clean" or "renewable" energy, windmill cancer is so serious a threat...

President Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘Windmills Making So Much Wind’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, who is also a noted scientist with published theories on the safety of looking right at a solar eclipse, told reporters today that in his estimation the multiple, deadly fires burning in California...

6 Important Warning Signs That You Might Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is a very real, very serious, very deadly disease. Caused by the noise from wind turbines producing so-called "clean" or "renewable" energy, windmill cancer is so serious a threat...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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