William Barr

New Emails: Trump Asked His DOJ to Sue ‘Every American’ That Voted for Biden

A new trove of emails from former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, never won the popular vote President Donald Trump indicate he was so desperate to cling to power that he directed his Department of Justice to seek "alternative methods"...

Barr Suggests Charging People Who Vote for Biden With Sedition

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the history of the United States, very, very few people have ever been charged with the crime of sedition, even though it was signed into law by the second president ever, John Adams, before the...

Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture of this fall for President Donald Trump's re-election bid. While the president himself keeps pointing to his own internal polls -- which he won't share...

Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a fiery, hotly contested hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, Congressman Jim Jordan gave a full-throated, emotional defense of Attorney General William Barr. MORE: Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him It...

Barr Says Presidents Can Ignore Election Results They Don’t Agree With

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr, in an interview with Slimebag Fascist Enabling Toady Fucksticks Quarterly, intimated that he believes his operating principle of "unitary presidential power" gives a sitting president the legal authority to ignore any election results they...

Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most aggressive, repugnant, fatal rectal cancer" of their collective medical careers in the Department of Justice this morning. During routine screenings, D.C. medical staff found stage 15...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton formally offered to be Roger Stone's legal counsel for any future parole hearings he may have. While the judge in his trial...

Barr Officially Renames DOJ the “Donald Trump’s Department of Trumpian Justice as Long as Trump Agrees”

WASHINGTON, D.C -- This morning, the President of the United States issued a tweet congratulating his Attorney General for interceding on behalf of the administration to ask that a much lighter sentence be given to one of the president's...

Look at This Obsequious, Pudgy Cunt Corrupting Our Justice Department at the Behest of His Pudgy Cunt Boss

The following is a profane op-ed written by some fuck-o who owns this website: Just look at this obsequious, pudgy cunt. He's out there, taking money from you, me, and the rest of Joe Blow America, and acting like he...

Barr Wants Justice Department to Investigate Justice Department for Crime of Investigating Crimes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, multiple outlets reported that President Donald Trump's personal Attorney General, William Barr, has authorized prosecutor John Durham of the Justice Department to begin treating his investigation of the Justice Department's investigation that led to...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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