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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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ICE Agents Arrest, Move To Deport Anchor Fetus

Federal agents in California have arrested and will now move to deport the youngest undocumented life form in U.S. history.

Trump On February Jobs Report: ‘I Make America Great Again By Taking Credit For The Black Guy’s Work’

The 2017 February Jobs Report is in, and Co-President Donald Trump is crowing, despite the jobs killer Obamacare still being law.

Stephen Miller Really Wants To Know Where His Precious Is

Where is his precious? He must know where his precious is! Won't you please help White House Senior adviser Stephen Miller find his precious?

President Trump Honors International Women’s Day With Rose Garden Pussy Grabbing Ceremony

President Trump held a very special ceremony in the White House Rose Garden to honor International Women's Day, and he ended it with a flourish.

Confused Trump Doesn’t Know Where “S.B.” Monogrammed Presidential Towels Came From

Co-President Donald Trump found some new monogrammed towels in the bathroom at the White House and he wants to know where they came from.

Mobile Deportation Detention Centers To Be Installed Behind Traveling Trump Circus

In two cities, Trump and his sons announce two different things that are connected by a hot topic in the White House: deportation.

Sessions Invokes Obscure Clause In Constitution That Says Perjury Only Applies To Democrats

According to a rarely referenced clause in the Constitution, Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he cannot be prosecuted for perjury.

Congress To Launch Probe Into Why Steve Bannon’s Hands Smell Like President Trump’s Ass

Many people are saying that Steve Bannon's hands have an awfully suspicious scent on them, and Congress wants to find out why.

Sean Spicer To Undergo Breakthrough Tongue Untying Surgery

Sean Spicer often has problems getting his words out during press briefings, but is all that about to change?

Trump’s Obamacare Replacement Will Be Ready When His New Magic Markers Arrive

Co-President Donald Trump announced that he was just waiting for some key supplies to arrive before finishing up his Obamacare replacement.

Trump Finds Evidence Of 3 Trillion Illegal Votes Underneath Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate In White House Vault

Co-President Donald Trump may have just cracked two cases that have been driving the sub-commander in chief batty for some time.

Sean Spicer: “President Putin Also Believes The White House A Finely Tuned Machine”

Sean Spicer, Donald Trump, and Russian President Vladimir Putin all agree: The Trump White House is a fine tuned machine.

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