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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
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White House Tiff? Eric Tells Ivanka, ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’
Is there a family feud of sibling rivalries developing in the Trump White House? Sources say Eric and Ivanka hat a spat this morning.
April 14, 2017
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Senate Dems Float Bill to Make Public Fantasizing About Incest an Impeachable Offense
A new bill proposed by Senate Democrats would make having dirty, nasty, gross, horrific sexual thoughts about your own daughter Impeachable.
April 12, 2017
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Gorsuch Says He’s ‘Honored and Humbled’ To Have The ‘Full Faith and Confidence’ of the Kremlin
Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters that he is happy to be trusted by both of the presidents who had a hand in his selection.
April 11, 2017
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Awkward! Donald Trump Jr. Asked His Dad Who He Has to “Blow to Get a Killer Office Like Ivanka”
Donald Trump Jr. knows it is completely unfair that his sister Ivanka gets all the good stuff from Daddy being president!
April 7, 2017
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Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels
Having been removed from the National Security Council, Steve Bannon is on unsure footing with his co-president, Donald Trump.
April 6, 2017
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Deranged, Delusional, Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist Escorted Out of White House Onto Air Force One
There's been a report that a wild, screaming, delusional, conspiracy theorist was on the grounds of the White House for quite some time.
March 30, 2017
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Trump To Ask Congress For New Tax To Cover Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago Secret Service Protection
In order to pay for his unusual Secret Service needs, Co-President Donald Trump is prepared to ask Congress for a new tax on the American people.
March 21, 2017
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AIDS, Cancer Considering Presidential Run After Trump’s Approval Rating Drops To 37%
A new Gallup poll puts Trump's approval rating at just 37%, which is inspiring some to considering politics and running for president.
March 20, 2017
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Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge
Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.
March 19, 2017
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White House Press Pool To Add Six Additional Microwaves To ‘Encapture-ate All The Kodak Moments’
In order to get even more coverage of the 45th President and Co-Presidents of the United States, the White House purchases six new microwaves.
March 16, 2017
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Conway Caught Freebasing Chemtrails In Tinfoil Tent, Ranting That Bowling Green Was An ‘Inside False Flag’
When her friends and colleagues recently staged an intervention, Kellyanne Conway was caught in a compromising position.
March 13, 2017
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Trump Orders Poor Americans’ Bootstraps Shortened So One Percent’s Can Be Longer
If your poor, Republicans want you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but Trump wants those bootstraps shortened a bit.
March 13, 2017
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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