DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — While traveling overseas to meet with the world’s richest and most elite members of society, President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Air Force One directing the Immigration and Customs Enforcement […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the Trump family say that this weekend, an awkward confrontation between President Trump and his middle son, Eric, took place at the White House. Reportedly, Eric sounded “nervous and […]
Engineers are busy in the White House downsizing the big red button that presidents use to launch nuclear strikes to something for suited to Trump. […]
“Frankly, when you say the word ‘nogger’ to me, I can’t think of anyone except Ben Carson.” […]
The American Farmer Coalition has issued a dire forecast of the nation’s crops, literally every one of them. “If Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders doesn’t stop using so much fertilizer during her daily press briefings, […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Preparations are underway for a truly historic Thanksgiving dinner at The White House. “In 2009, we had an historic Thanksgiving dinner when the first black president hosted it here,” White House historian […]
“I don’t apologize to women in general.” […]
“Harvey Weinstein probably doesn’t wanna end up on Killary’s totally real, totally confirmed kill list.” […]
Me-owwww! Things are heating up on the lame new reality-TV political show, President Donald J. Trump! Sparks are a flyin’ between President Donny Trump’s current and former lovers, and everyone is wondering if we have ourselves […]
President Donald Trump gave Hugh Hefner an impromptu eulogy and spoke about what he feels like is a missed opportunity for himself and Playboy. […]
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