Tag: White House
President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order
You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, ...
Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”
Will President Donald Trump's latest executive order finally put to a rest nasty rumors ...
Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall
DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...
Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn
MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows ...
Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products
After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has ...
Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...
Trump Bans Staff from Using Any “I-Words”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference ...
Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and ...
Trump Administration Wants Planned Parenthood To Help With Separating Illegal Immigrant Children From Mothers
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, the Donald Trump administration turned heads and shocked perhaps ...
Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her ...
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