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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....
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Biden Tells Engineers They Can Reinstall White House Ramps and Stairs Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has authorized White House engineers to reinstall ramps...

Biden: The Oval Office Desk Chair Still Smells Like KFC Farts

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has been in office for more than 100...

No More Diet Cokes or Adderall at the Push of a Button in Biden’s White House

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Amongst the many changes being made in the Oval Office, White House...

Report: Sleepy Joe Woke Up This Morning and Sniffed The White House Air

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President "Sleepy" Joe Biden shocked millions of cultists still...

Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff...

White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new president will be...

Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit...

Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’

DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to...

Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of Spam and racist...

White House Staff Asks Biden if He Needs the Presidential High Chair

The incoming Biden administration has been contacted by White House staff and asked if...

Biden Team Asks White House to Take Down Sexy Photos of First Lady By January 20th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The incoming Biden administration has asked President Donald Trump formally to...

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I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the Democrat

Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash...

Jesus Just Told Me He Probably Wouldn’t Vote for the “Rapey Sore Loser Guy”

Well, America, you're about to do it. Again. We're gonna have a re-do of 2020....

I’m So Grateful Elon Rescued Twitter from Overly Political Owners So He Can Help Trump Win!

The following editorial was written and submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Republican strategist working...

I’m a Single Issue Voter, and It’s Enabling Right-Wing Authoritarians If I Don’t Get My Way

The following piece was submitted to us by reader Gary Neophite, who describes himself...