Tag: White House

President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

You might think the country really needs its Judicial Branch, but if you do, ...

Mexico Offers to Pay to Remove Trump’s White House Wall

DELAWARE — The Joe Biden presidential campaign received a letter from the Federal Government ...

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows ...

Summer’s Eve To End Donald Trump Signature Line Of Products

After Nordstrom's and other retailers drop their ties to his daughter, Summer's Eve has ...

Trump Misses Blaming Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While taking a stroll on the grounds of the White House ...

Trump Bans Staff from Using Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Last week, a visibly agitated President Trump held a press conference ...

Lying Sack Of Shit Working For Obnoxious Asshole Who Spread Racist Rumor For a Decade Has Feelings Too, Apparently

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite being a combative, curt, condescending, tantrum throwing, filibustering, intellectually and ...

Trump Asks Ivanka To Be ‘Fill-in Melanie’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump reached out his First Lady today and asked her ...