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Trump to Pay Tribute to Sean Spicer, Dedicate Bushes in Front of White House to Him

James Schlarmann -
Sean Spicer has resigned his post as the Trump administration's press secretary, but the White House plans to honor his brief tenure and service anyway.
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Sean Spicer To Be Replaced With ‘More Personable Hound Dog Sitting On A Dried-Up Cactus In An Ill-Fitting Suit’

James Schlarmann -
Could White House Press Secetary Sean Spicer be in need of a resume brush-up? And will a hound dog in a suit sitting on a cactus replace him?
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Sean Spicer To Start Using Hooked On Phonics Before Every Press Briefing

James Schlarmann -
A new phonics program has been acquired by the Bannon administration to help Sean Spicer get over his tendency to trip over easy words.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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