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Super-Rich Guy: He Just Works “Billions of Times Harder Than Poor People”

A billionaire defends the current wealth distribution on the grounds that he works "billions of times" harder than poorer people do.

Libertarian Wonders: Do Poor People Really Suffer If They Have Refrigerators?

Are poor people really living in poverty if they can keep their food fresher, longer? This libertarian believes if you have a fridge, you're not so bad off.

Wild-Eyed Socialist Proposes Crazy Idea to Conservative College Crowd: Compromise

Some crazy guy visited a hardcore conservative Bible college and had the balls to suggest Americans should set aside their differences and work together.

Alabama GOP Considering Bill to Force Stomach Pumping of Welfare Recipients

Alabama doesn't want Wisconsin having all the fun crapping on welfare recipients.

Wisconsin Republicans Debate Law Forbidding Poor People From Smiling, Enjoying Life At All

A Wisconsin law could severely limit the activities of the state's poorest citizens.

WalMart Announces Bump in Wages from ‘Sub-Sub-Poverty’ to ‘Plain Old Sub-Poverty’

Wal-Mart has decided to crow about raising their workers' average salaries from sub-sub-poverty rates to just regular sub-poverty.

“How Real Patriots Eat (A Lot Less)” by Congressional Republicans

Congressional Republicans are looking to help a lot of poor Americans lose a ton of weight. By eating a lot less. Because they won't be able to buy food.

BORKING NEWS: Wisconsin Democrats to Propose ‘Pass and Piss on The Piss-Ant’ Law

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to drug test welfare recipients, despite overwhelming evidence it does nothing but waste money, are Dems in his state are fighting back?

Wal-Mart Starts Charity Fund For Employees Who Donated Their Food To Their Co-Workers

Wal-Mart has a new idea to help their most needy employees: more incestuous charity from their workforce.
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