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Weather Channel Adding Local Mass Shooting Forecasts to U.S. Broadcasts

James Schlarmann -
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Weather Channel announced late this week that will start including hourly, daily, and weekly mass shooting forecasts in their local weather segments they broadcast. The move comes in response to the fact that, as one...
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Weather Channel To Start Including Local Mass Shooting Forecasts in U.S. Broadcasts

James Schlarmann -
"It's really not going to even be so much predicting them as reminding people that there will be at least one that day."
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