WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States drink water with one hand? This is a question that has apparently been plaguing the most powerful man in the free world for at least a couple of weeks,...
THE MERRY OLD LAND OF OZ -- With a ha-ha-ha, a ho-ho-ho, and a couple of tra-la-la-las, scientists in the Land of Oz held a press conference today and announced that they are no closer to pinpointing why right-wing...