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Roy Moore Turns Down Gift Of 18 Year Old Bourbon Because It’s Aged Too Much For His Liking

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"Maybe if this bourbon were 14, 15, or at most 15 and a half years old, Judge Moore would put his lips around it."
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Congressional Democrat Worries About Alabama’s ‘Sanctuary Cities for Pedophiles’

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"If these allegations are true, it means that at least one city in Alabama has been harboring a pedophile."
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Trump Pre-Pardons Himself for Pardoning Himself for Things He Said He Didn’t Do

James Schlarmann -
If Trump pardons himself, he may put himself in even deeper legal waters. So he needs to pre-pardon himself for pardoning himself. Get it?
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Trump Explains Secret Meeting With Putin Was ‘Just a Meet Cute’

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Nothing nefarious was discussed during Putin and Trump's secret meeting; it was just a random meeting of two people destined to be together.
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ISIS Wants To Buy The Washington Post

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Can ISIS buy The Washington Post and stick it to Donald Trump?
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