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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
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World News

Iran Names Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations as Targets of Cultural Value in WW3

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious number of eyebrows...
Women's Rights

Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers...
MAGA News

McConnell Calls For ‘Socialist, Libtard Cucks Who Elected Blacky McDemocrat’ to Unify Behind Trump’s War With Iran

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell took to the Senate floor yesterday...
MAGA News

A Complete List of All the Trump Supporters Who Have Already Enlisted to Fight in His War with Iran

This week, President Donald Trump seemed to put the U.S. on a collision course...
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Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest male crotch fruit, Donald Trump Jr.,...
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Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was...
Conservative Media

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert...
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Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If America is on the brink of war with Iran, President...
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Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...
World News

Syrian Fetus Asks To Be Put In American Uterus So GOP Will Care About It Until It’s Born

A very young Syrian refugee wants out of its home country. But knows that America is weird right now, and it has a plan to get around that.
MAGA News

U.N. Security Council To Vote On Designating Trump’s Twitter Account A “Weapon of Ass Destruction”

The United Nation's Security Council is debating whether or not to attach a special label to the Twitter account of America's next president.
U.S. Politics

Marco Rubio Admits He Requested Bigger Debate Podium to Hide His War Boner

Marco Rubio asked for a much larger podium for last night's debate for a very personal reason.
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
Women's Rights

The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...
Criminal Justice

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
Lifestyle

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

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