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The Political Garbage Chute
Ben Carson Warns Gina Haspel Against Ordering Expensive Office Torture Devices
James Schlarmann
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May 18, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's controversial pick to lead the CIA, Gina Haspel, was confirmed by a thin, mostly party line vote in the Senate. Despite serious reservations and scrutiny of her past support for George W....
The Political Garbage Chute
President Trump Will Go On Publicity Tour With Widow, Body Of Dead SEAL Killed In Yemen Raid
James Schlarmann
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March 1, 2017
The body and widow of slain SEAL Ryan Owens will accompany Co-President Trump on a tour of the country, whipping up support.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Offers ‘Swedishland’ His ‘Deepest Pussy Grabs And Condolences’
James Schlarmann
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February 20, 2017
President Trump offers sympathies to Sweden in his own, unique, purely Trumpian way.
The Political Garbage Chute
CIA Warns More Fictitious Terror Attacks May Be On The Way
James Schlarmann
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February 20, 2017
Newly confirmed CIA Director Mike Pompeo has a grave and dire warning for all Americans in regards to fake terror attacks.
The Political Garbage Chute
Stephen Miller and Ann Coulter Step Out As America’s Hottest New Nazi Vampire Couple!
James Schlarmann
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February 13, 2017
Trump senior policy adviser Stephen Miller may have a face and personality only his mother could love, but Ann Coulter wants in on that.
The Political Garbage Chute
Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.
The Political Garbage Chute
Quebec Shooter Thanks Sub-President Trump For Bringing Attention To Terror Attacks Ignored By Mainstream Media
James Schlarmann
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February 7, 2017
The Quebec shooter who killed six and injured more at a mosque thanks Sub-President Trump for his effort to publicize terror attacks.
The Political Garbage Chute
The Previously Untold Story Of A Hero Who Survived Jade Helm But Fell During The Bowling Green Massacre
James Schlarmann
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February 4, 2017
One man served during two of America's most harrowing domestic combat events in the last five years. This is his alternatively true story.
The Political Garbage Chute
Steve Bannon Comes Out From Underneath His Bridge To Defend Muslim Ban
James Schlarmann
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January 29, 2017
Coming out from underneath the D.C.-area bridge he calls home, Steve Bannon answered reporters' questions about Trump's Muslim ban.
The Political Garbage Chute
Trump Says He’d Build A Wall Around The Country Of ‘Islam’ And Make ISIS Pay For It
James Schlarmann
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July 13, 2016
"To be honest, I don't even know who the prime menstruator or president of Islam is."
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MAGA News
James Schlarmann
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January 26, 2023
46th Smartest President Allowed Back on Facebook and Instagram
Citing their policy to be "open to humans of all intelligence levels," Meta has announced that they will lift...
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The Political Garbage Chute
DeSantis Demands Floridians Call February “White People Have History, Too Month”
James Schlarmann
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January 26, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
Mike Pence Returns Classified Docs and Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics to Proper Authorities
James Schlarmann
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January 25, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
After Recent Mass Shootings, George Santos Apologizes for Inventing the Gun
James Schlarmann
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January 25, 2023
The Political Garbage Chute
MTG Wants to Subpoena the President, CEO, and Captain of Antifa
James Schlarmann
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January 24, 2023