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Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins considers himself to be a "dyed in the wool, washed by the blood of the lamb" Evangelical Christian. Bohiggins has a tattoo on his right buttock...

Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son named Eric was spotted at a Manhattan pet store, shopping for a bevy of canine-related products. "The doggy's gonna need a bowl, and a leash, and some food, and...

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist and jingoism expert Tammy Larue was spotted at her local army recruitment office this morning. Just hours after President Trump ordered a drone strike in Iraq that killed...

Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If America is on the brink of war with Iran, President Donald Trump can count on the support of most of his Republican colleagues in Congress.  Perhaps none will be more vocally supportive of Trump's aggressive strike...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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