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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) is the current chair of the Senate Basic White Woman Caucus. Comprised of women who are white, and extremely basic in their whiteness, the SBWWC's charter states it is "devoted to pretending...

DeSantis Signs Law Banning Democracy

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MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead

FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all help it. "I'm sorry, but if the liberal intelligentsia who run Coca-Commie-Cola," Will said with a...

Ted Cruz: ‘Okay, I Admit It, I Don’t Know F*ck-All About NASA, Space, Climate, or Science!’

Sen. Ted Cruz just admitted he doesn't know anything about the subjects the committee he runs are about. But he also doesn't give an eff if you know that anymore.

Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting

A new poll shows President Obama's compulsory voting idea has inspired another 12% of Americans to maybe, possibly vote next time around.

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It takes a "special" brand of mathematical theory to understand the Republicans, and this Republican is going to teach you that theory.
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