SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A new bombshell report from genetic testing company 23andMe indicates that a sitting, Democratic Senator is a distant relative of Jim Crow. At a press conference held just hours ago, 23andMe spokesperson William Chili...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to push Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch onto the high court's bench, then Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) personally spearheaded the charge. McConnell convinced his fellow Republicans to make a rule change, bypassing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Kyrsten Sinema was chosen by Arizona voters to replace the late Sen. John McCain (R), part of what made the story so unbelievable was that she is a Democrat. McCain, who held the seat for...
Democrats in the Texas State Senate have once again taken to extreme measures to fight the passage of their state's sweeping new set of voter restrictions. This time, the Democrats who walked out on a special session and denied...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-KY) heaped praise today on the Supreme Court's 6-3 decision to uphold Arizona's strict voting laws.
This morning, the conservative justices on the court continued to winnow the landmark 1964 Voting Rights...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (Q-Moscow) joined in all his fellow Senate Republicans in blocking H.R. 1, which was the most sweeping set of federal election guidelines put forth since the Voting Rights Act of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) is the current chair of the Senate Basic White Woman Caucus. Comprised of women who are white, and extremely basic in their whiteness, the SBWWC's charter states it is "devoted to pretending...
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA -- Citing a need for "election security and integrity," Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) signed a law today banning all forms of democracy.
"First of off -- we're not a democracy. We're a democratic republic, which is most...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a break in a Senate hearing on voting rights laws, Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Trump's Taint) blasted Democrats for holding the hearing in the first place, and referred reporters to one of his tweets for context.
"It's...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) told Fox News this morning that he's "alarmed and quite frankly incensed" at the growing number of major American corporations who have criticized recent bills being forwarded in red states to severely...
