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Ted Cruz: ‘Okay, I Admit It, I Don’t Know F*ck-All About NASA, Space, Climate, or Science!’

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Sen. Ted Cruz just admitted he doesn't know anything about the subjects the committee he runs are about. But he also doesn't give an eff if you know that anymore.
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Obama’s Voting Proposal Outrages Another 12% of Americans Into Possibly Voting

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A new poll shows President Obama's compulsory voting idea has inspired another 12% of Americans to maybe, possibly vote next time around.
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5 Things You’ll Fail At If You Only Do Them 39% (VIDEO)

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Voter turnout was only 39% in the 2014 midterm. But don't feel bad, America, you'll fail at these OTHER, less consequential things at that rate too
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5 Things Americans Do Better Than Voting On the People Who Run Their Country (VIDEO)

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39% voter turnout is embarrassing, but there are some things we Americans do better than directly choose our leaders.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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