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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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President Trump Hopeful He’ll Finish Mix Tape For Putin Before He’s Impeached

Trump is reportedly lost in song, trying to put together the perfect mix tape for his newfound love, Russian President Vladimir Putin.

James Comey Sends Copy of Opening Remarks Stapled to a Boot and Some Lube to President Trump

Ahead of his highly-anticipated testimony tomorrow, James Comey has sent his opening remarks and a special gift to go with them to President Trump.

Birther and 9/11 Truther Dubious About ‘Fake News’ of Russia/Trump Collusion

If there was any collusion between Russia and the Trump campaign, this right-wing podcaster just doesn't see it. So stop trying, libtards.

Jeff Sessions: ‘White People Can’t Commit Perjury’

Lying or misleading Congress under oath is not perjury if you're white, according to Attorney General Jeff Sessions...probably.

Neither Trump Nor Putin Wants to Be The First to Say “I Love You, Goodbye” and Hang Up

Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump have a cute little exchange, you know, like puppets and their puppeteers are wont to do.

Vladimir Putin Sent Kislyak With Shortlist of James Comey’s Replacement for President Trump

Russian President Vladimir Putin gave two of his envoys a list for his bitch, President Donald Trump, to use as candidates to replace James Comey.

Richard Nixon Seen Jacking Off Furiously as James Comey is Fired by Donald Trump

Richard Nixon didn't know you could just fire the FBI director like Trump just did to James Comey. That would've changed everything.

Trump Confides to First Lady He Felt Like Yates Grabbed Him By The ‘Presidential Pussy’

President Trump was tremendously displeased with how former acting Attorney General Sally Yates' testimony before the Senate went.

ISIS Wants President Trump to Help Them Write Their Own ‘Religious Extremist’ Executive Order

Terrorist group ISIS has seen President Donald Trump's "religious freedo"m order and they want to have his help writing their own.

The Kremlin Congratulates Its American Bureau on Repealing Obamacare

After pushing the AHCA through the House of Representatives and successfully repealing Obamacare there, Moscow sends its congrats to Trump.

Trump Pledges to ‘Buy American Wives and Hire American Prostitutes’ From Now On

Apparently, Mr. Trump believes that "Buy American, Hire Americans" should pertain to everyone and every occupation and industry.

Trump Wants Congress to Make Vodka, Russian Whore Piss Tax Deductible

Even though President Donald Trump might not want to release his taxes, he still wants certain items he spends a lot on yearly to be tax deductible.

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

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