Tag: Vladimir Putin

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Depending on whether the federal judge in his criminal case allows ...

Putin Unsure He’ll Invite Trump to D.C. 4th of July Celebration

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Over the weekend, President Donald Trump announced that — for the ...

Putin Revokes Brennan’s Security Clearance

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Former CIA Director John Brennan has been stripped of his security ...

Putin: “I’m Glad I Didn’t Have To Show Picture ID To Buy The Presidency”

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Russian and/or American President Vladimir Putin was overheard today speaking to ...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald ...

Putin Assures Trump Andrew Jackson Had Nothing to Do With Trail of Tears

WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump took office, one of the first controversial decisions ...