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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...

For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps

"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
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Experts Weigh-In: Will Your 10 Year Old’s 5G Reception Improve After Getting the COVID-19 Vaccine?

Yesterday, an FDA panel voted unanimously to recommend authorization of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine...

The Moron League of America Expels Marjorie Greene Over Anti-Vaxxer Comments

The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a...

CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return to some version...

FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts

"This also probably means the vaccine won't prevent douchebaggery."

Moron Leader Gives His Idiot Cult Permission to Get Vaccinated From Disease He Downplayed

After weeks of silence, the MAGA cult's idiotic leader has finally given them permission to get their covid-19 vaccine.

Biden Thanks Trump for Nearly Spelling ‘Vaccine’ Right on Operation Warp Speed Documents

"I suppose it could've been a lot worse if the scientists hadn't known what he meant by 'VACKSEEN.'"

Trump Was Disappointed His Vaccine Didn’t Also Cover Windmill Cancer or Bone Spurs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During his long-winded open mic set at the 2021 CPAC convention,...

Pence Told Reporters He’s Been ‘Poked By Enough Guys’ Before Not to Be Nervous About Coronavirus Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, wearing a short-sleeved, plaid print button-up shirt, outgoing Vice...

Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to...

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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.

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