LAKE MORON, FLORIDA -- An angry, teary-eyed Dan Bongino -- thrice failed congressional candidate and washed-up Secret Service Agent -- railed against what he called the "Woketopia agenda of communistic control" that he said has permeated all walks of...
FT. IVERMECTIN, KENTUCKY -- For months, the Biden administration has grappled with how, exactly, to convince millions of Americans to get a COVID-19 vaccine. Despite their best efforts, vaccination became politicized with the help of former President Don Trump...
Yesterday, an FDA panel voted unanimously to recommend authorization of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine for children ages 5 to 11 years old. It represents a key milestone in the global pandemic, and offers even more opportunities for life to...
The longest-running association of morons has officially expelled a sitting member of Congress, a first for the organization. In a press release given to media outlets today, the Moron League of America has kicked Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA)...
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return to some version of normal after they're fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Despite what it might seem like, politicians are largely human in nature, and they too have been...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During his long-winded open mic set at the 2021 CPAC convention, former President Donald Trump lambasted President Joe Biden for getting the covid-19 vaccine. It's unclear why Trump wouldn't think that Biden, the leader of one...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, wearing a short-sleeved, plaid print button-up shirt, outgoing Vice President Mike Pence received a dose of a coronavirus vaccine.
Pence took the vaccine dose in an effort to encourage other Americans to get one when...
