"You're saying he's done something remotely comedic in the last 20 years?"
HARDIHAR FALLS, MINNESOTA -- Recently, vintage comedian Jim Breuer announced that he would not book any shows with venues that require audiences to get a COVID-19 vaccination before...
FT. DIPSHIT, TEXAS -- Yesterday, to the shock of absolutely nobody who passed high school biology class, vaccine and mask skeptic Joe Rogan announced on his extremely popular podcast that he contracted COVID-19.
"BROS AND LADY-BROS! I HAVE SOME SUPER...
Dr. Richard Schvantz has been a licensed, board certified urologist for over 40 years, and he has never been this alarmed when looking at any penis before.
"My entire professional career has been dedicated to learning about diseases of the...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- In an interview soon to be published in American ConservaFascist Today, Jethro Bohiggins -- right-wing podcaster, singer/writer -- says he will never wear a mask, or a condom, while having sex with his cousin,...
MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA -- All over the country, states are trying desperately to get their residents to take one of the three FDA-approved COVID-19 vaccines. Most economists agree that a key factor in getting economies going again after nearly a...
