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United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program

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United Airlines has announced that after careful consideration of the events of the past 48 hours they will be ending their Frequent Fuckface Miles program, effective immediately. The Frequent Fuckface Miles rewards system is a favorite among misanthropic politicians...
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President Trump Considering Switching Air Force One Out For a Jet From the United Fleet

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Recently embattled United Airlines may get an unexpected boost from an unlikely, orange, racist, xenophobic, disgustingly out of shape ally.
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Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

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Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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