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Ted Cruz Never Would’ve Taken Corporate Campaign Donations If He Knew The Companies Were Pro-Democracy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) told Fox News this morning that he's "alarmed and quite frankly incensed" at the growing number of major American corporations who have criticized recent bills being forwarded in red states to severely...

United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program

United Airlines has announced that after careful consideration of the events of the past 48 hours they will be ending their Frequent Fuckface Miles program, effective immediately. The Frequent Fuckface Miles rewards system is a favorite among misanthropic politicians...

President Trump Considering Switching Air Force One Out For a Jet From the United Fleet

Recently embattled United Airlines may get an unexpected boost from an unlikely, orange, racist, xenophobic, disgustingly out of shape ally.

Trump Wants ICE To Hire United Security That Forcibly Removed Passenger From Overbooked Flight

Not only does Trump see nothing wrong with how United handled its overbooking problem, he wants the security guards hired by ICE.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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