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Congress to Consider Funding for Bulletproof Schools In Response to School Shootings

James Schlarmann -
Congress is kicking around a unique new idea to mitigate the horror of school shootings.
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Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #349

James Schlarmann -
Did Obama's gun confiscation threaten your gun in the wake of another mass shooting?
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Dr. Ben Carson: If I Were a Holocaust Victim I ‘Wouldn’t Have Just Let Them Burn Me’

James Schlarmann -
Nobody can keep Ben Carson down.
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

James Schlarmann -
Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.
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God: I’m Too Busy to Stop All The Gun Violence in America, Try Some New Laws

James Schlarmann -
God has some advice reducing gun violence in America.
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U.S.A. Just 5 School Shootings Away From Free One

James Schlarmann -
The NRA has a special offer for America once we've had five more school shootings this year.
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NRA Executive: 45 School Shootings ‘Too Soon’ To Talk About Guns

James Schlarmann -
How many school shootings in a year does the NRA think warrant a discussion about guns in America?
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10 Dead in Mass Second Amendment Demonstration at Oregon Community College

James Schlarmann -
A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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