Pentagon: Aliens ‘Took One Look’ at Greene and Decided Humans Were Too Stupid to Contact

"They said that a planet full of horse-faced cave trolls isn't what they had in mind when they thought about making first contact with earth creatures." WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly stunning admission, the Pentagon announced today that not...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

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