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Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter

"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."

President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything

After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.

Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal

Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.

Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee

His unique biochemistry has made it so that Attorney General Jeff Sessions must ask for privacy while drinking his morning coffee.

Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With

When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.

Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic

Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.

Ted Cruz: Mars Water Supply Proves Girls Go To Jupiter to Get More Stupider

There's water on Mars and Sen. Ted Cruz believes it means something universal about life itself.
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