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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024
Tech
Twitter: MTG Is Allowed One Account Per IQ Point
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Twitter made headlines when it permanently banned...
January 3, 2022
Tech
Jack Dorsey Leaving Twitter to Be a Billionaire Fuckface Somewhere Else, We Guess, Who Cares?
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The tech world was rocked today by a surprise...
November 29, 2021
Tech
Twitter Tells Trump He Can Have His Account Back
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, former one term, twice-forever impeached President Donald...
October 4, 2021
Tech
Twitter Temporarily Suspends Horse Faced Anti-Vaxxer’s Account
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Horse faced cave troll and freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor...
August 10, 2021
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Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow
DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a...
July 7, 2021
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Wow! Twitter Hasn’t Banned a President of the United States in Over Five Months!
Holy smokes! It's hard to believe, so you better be seated before you read...
July 1, 2021
Conservative Media
Hannity: “How Long Before Biden Starts Caring About His Twitter Follower Count Like a Patriot?”
Fox News host and Media Monthly's "Sexiest Fuckwit Alive" for 1999 Sean Hanity went off...
June 8, 2021
Tech
The President of the United States is No Longer Banned from Twitter
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Twitter announced just after 12:00pm Eastern Time that the...
January 20, 2021
Tech
Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had...
January 18, 2021
Tech
Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at a Time
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all...
January 11, 2021
Tech
Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came from the Oval...
January 9, 2021
Tech
Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The battle for social media supremacy is heating up....
December 2, 2020
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
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Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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