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Turkey Says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to Trump’s Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement "passing" on a presidential...

Turkey Passes On Trump’s Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement "passing" on a presidential...

President Requires Dirt on Joe Biden Before Pardoning Any Turkeys

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many years, a time honored tradition of American politics has been to have the sitting President of the United States "pardon" a turkey that is supposedly doomed to be Thanksgiving dinner. Presidents on both sides of...

Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The first thing President Donald Trump did this morning, after he spent his usual, scheduled, five hours of "executive time" in the bathroom with his iPhone and Twitter, was to sit down at the Resolute Desk...

Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement "passing" on a presidential...

Trump Defends Abandoning Kurds Because They Didn’t Help The U.S. in Revolutionary War

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that President Donald Trump's presidency is in peril would be an understatement.  The House of Representatives, under the control of Trump's opposing party, is in the midst of an impeachment inquiry. While the president may...

Turkey Passes On Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president to "pardon" a turkey in the week leading up to Thanksgiving. However, this year the condemned gobbler has issued a statement "passing" on a presidential...

White House Announces Donald Jr. As Turkey To Be Pardoned

THE WHITE HOUSE -- Speaking to reporters earlier today about the arrangements for this year’s Thanksgiving turkey pardoning, a White House spokesperson confirmed that the turkey to be pardoned this year is son of the President, Donald Trump Jr. Explaining...

Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him

"There are at least 63 million turkeys to choose from in this country."

Archduke Francis Ferdinand Tells World To Not Worry About Russian Ambassador’s Assassination

Archduke Ferdinand is one man who might have a very unique and interesting, relevant opinion on the murder of a Russian Ambassador in Ankara.
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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