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Russian State Media Hires New Ukraine War Correspondent

Today, the Kremlin announced that Russia's state media has hired a new Ukraine War correspondent, and according to the press release, it all came together over a matter of days. A portion of the press release follows. "It is with...

Why Is Stephen Miller’s Mother’s Vagina Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News?

"We just figured one racist cunt could replace another and our audience would be none the wiser for it." - Anonymous Fox News Source The world of conservative media was rocked this morning when Fox News announced that it had...

Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha Male" and podcaster. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not necessarily those of this outlet or management. At first glance,...

As Part of Dominion Settlement, Tucker and Hannity Must Share Custody of Trump’s Taint

"They already fought over who had more access to his balls and shaft, so a lot of us don't understand how, even with joint custody, the two won't end up at each other's throats over who gets to shallow...

Judge in Dominion Lawsuit Releases Private Text Messages Between Fox Hosts and Execs

This week, the judge presiding over Dominion Voting System's billion dollar lawsuit against Fox News released several pages of evidence brought in the suit. Among the documents are transcripts of explosive, never-before-seen text messages between Fox News executives and hosts....

In Dominion Testimony, Rupert Murdoch Admitted He Knew Tucker Carlson Fucks Sheep

"...but obviously only the white ones." - Rupert Murdoch, referring to Tucker Carlson during testimony in the Dominion defamation lawsuit. Much of the Internet was abuzz yesterday when it was revealed through public reporting that Rupert Murdoch testified in the...

MTG Hopeful Tucker Carlson Only Shows January 6th Footage From Her Good Side

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) praised alleged Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) for releasing more than 40,000 hours of video footage from January 6th, 2021 to Fox News host and Grand Wizard Tucker Carlson yesterday, when she arrived at work...

Dominion Reveals Hannity, Ingraham, Carlson Texted About No Longer Liking Taste of Trump’s D

This week newly revealed court filings in the Dominion lawsuit against Fox News, texts between Fox hosts show that in the aftermath of the 2020 election, they knew former President Donald Trump was lying about the election being stolen...

Tucker Carlson Vows He’ll Never Stop Sexually Fantasizing About Cartoon M&M’s

An angrily tearful Tucker Carlson told his Fox News audience today that he is "fully, full-on committed" to finding cartoon candy mascots attractive, and sharing his frequent sexual fantasies about them, with his audience. "I don't care that Maya Rudolph...

God Apologizes For Not Telling Everyone About His Great Replacement Project Sooner

After a white supremacist gunman's killing spree in Buffalo, New York over the weekend revealed the shooter's manifesto included references to "The Great Replacement Theory," many have wondered just what that is, and where it came from. In general, The...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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