Tag: Trumpcare
After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing ...
Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, ...
Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry ...
Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the ...
Susan Collins Declines Duel With Blake Farenthold, Challenges Him to 1 Meter Dash Instead
Rep. Blake Farenthold has said he's so mad at female senators blocking Obamacare's repeal ...
John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John ...
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit ...
EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill
Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of ...
Paul Ryan Praying God Lets Him Rob Poor People Of Their Access To Doctors Today
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is reaching out to a higher power to ...
Woman Phones Doctor, Asks If They Take TrumpCare Tax Cuts As Payment For Breast Cancer Treatments
A local woman has some important questions regarding the logistics of TrumpCare, the GOP ...
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