Tag: Trump
Audio Leaks of Richard Spencer Dictating Speech for President Trump
KNOTSY WOODS, VIRGINIA — Leaked audio has emerged of devout white nationalist Richard Spencer, ...
Trump Was ‘On the Way’ to Help First Responders on 9/11, But Decided to Let Someone Else ‘Hog All the Glory’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump signed permanent funding for 9/11 first responders ...
Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the Oval Office this morning, there was quite a kerfuffle. ...
MAGA Boy: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — On the latest edition of his podcast, right-wing YouTube ...
We Obtained a Leaked Transcript of Trump’s State of the Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Through a completely unforeseen chain of events, this publication received a ...
Santa Claus Requests Permission from Trump to Bring Gifts to Jailed Migrant Children
NORTH POLE, EARTH — The San-T-Claus Corporation, a corporate entity responsible for the funding ...
6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last Saw His Parents
LOS CHINGADEROS, TEXAS — Two weeks ago, Miguel Olivo crossed into the United States ...
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit ...
Man Who Woke Up From Coma at Fyre Festival Thought He Had Come To in Trump’s America
The Fyre Festival was billed as something fantastic for wonderful people, much like Trump ...
Alabama School Petitions DeVos Department Of Education To Allow “Alternative Integration”
One Alabama school district is hoping the Betsy DeVos and Donald Trump era in ...
