Tag: Trump
President Says Special Kool-Aid Will Protect Americans Returning to Work Without COVID-19 Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s not a secret that President Trump and many of his ...
Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With the Constitution Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into ...
Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors and Nurses’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — When President Trump signed the massive $2 trillion coronavirus relief stimulus ...
Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C — This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines ...
Trump Campaign Suspends Future Klan Rallies Out of Coronavirus Concerns
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign has announced it is suspending all ...
Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme ...
NASCAR Fans Roar Approval as Wealthy Coastal Elitist Pretends to Care About Their Culture
DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA — Not everyone in attendance at the Daytona 500 this past ...
WDC Launching ‘Disney-‘ Streaming Service for Customers With Trump Level IQs
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — At this point, a couple of months since its launch, the ...
Senate Votes to Lower the Law So It’s Just Beneath Trump
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On a narrow, nearly party line vote, the U.S. Senate voted ...
Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally
The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is currently facing impeachment ...
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