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Trump University Med School Invents Breakthrough COVID-19 Vaccine Made From “Serpentine Grease”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The entire country, indeed the entire world's population, is desperate for a COVID-19 vaccine. As the planet grapples with a pandemic outbreak of the novel coronavirus, researchers are fighting to discover and invent treatments...

President Says Americans Should Trust His Coronavirus Leadership Because of His Medical Degree from Trump University

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held his diploma from Trump University in one hand and showed it to the reporters gathered outside the White House this morning. Mr. Trump was headed to Yum Yum Doughnuts, he said, for...

Pam Bondi’s Mouth Leaks $25,000 In Trump’s Cash During Impeachment Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Cash totalling $25,000 fell out of former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi's mouth as she made her case for impeaching Hunter Biden instead of President Donald Trump during the Senate impeachment trial's opening arguments. Ms. Bondi...

Trump University to Give Lindsay Lohan Doctorate in Political Science

Trump University will be giving actress Lindsay Lohan her very own doctorate degree in the discipline of political science next year.

Trump University To Open Law School, No Mexicans or Muslims Allowed

Embattled Trump University to open a new wing in its school.

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

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