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Trump’s Wiretapp Flapp Inspires Him To Demand New Tinfoil Curtains For Entire West Wing

All the hub-bub over his accusations that President Obama ordered an illegal wiretap on him has given Trump a new idea for White House decoration.

Trump To Ask Congress For New Tax To Cover Trump Tower, Mar-A-Lago Secret Service Protection

In order to pay for his unusual Secret Service needs, Co-President Donald Trump is prepared to ask Congress for a new tax on the American people.

Sub-President Trump Proposes Cutting Social Security To Pay For Bowling Green Massacre Memorial

Sub-President Trump wants to honor the brave men and women who died serving their country during the Bowling Green Massacre.

Charles Manson Rushed From Hospital To Trump Tower

By special request of Steve Bannon, convicted killer Charles Manson is flown from the hospital to a meeting at Trump Tower.

Suspicious Bag Of Dicks Forces Evacuation Of Trump Tower

For the second day in a row, Trump Tower had to be evacuated when a suspicious bag was discovered in the lobby of the skyscraper.

Army Corps Of Engineers To Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of Engineers to install a new, "all seeing, all powerful eye" on top of Trump Tower. Trump announced the all-seeing eye this morning from the Oval Office, and he...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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