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Trump Announces Next MAGA Rally Will Be Held in Rittenhouse Courtroom

FARTS-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Former, one term, twice-forever-impeached President Donald Trump announced plans to hold another MAGA rally, and the venue might not be all that surprising to anyone. "I hereby decree as your once King and Ruler, that I shall...

Tulsa MAGA Rally Goers to Take “Protective KKKool-Aid Shot” As They Enter Building

TULSA, OKLAHOMA -- As members of the American MAGAban enter the building to partake in tomorrow night's Trump 2020 klanpaign rally, they'll be directed to several booths. Those booths will be staffed by members of the campaign, and will...

Trump Campaign Suspends Future Klan Rallies Out of Coronavirus Concerns

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's re-election campaign has announced it is suspending all of its future klan rallies out of an abundance of concern about the spread of the novel coronavirus. The decision to put a pause on...

Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally

The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is currently facing impeachment charges from the House. When he ran and won in 2016, while most dictionaries would have called his victory a "nightmarish fluke from the pits...

Trump Supporter Wants Liberal Protesters Wearing Special Badges at Rallies

A Trump supporter wants special precautions taken at all future Trump rallies.

Trump Supporter Demands ‘Safe Space’ at Rallies

One Trump supporter wants a safe space at rallies to protect his feelings.
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