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Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the shouts from the angry mob could be heard from miles around according to witness accounts. It was one of the most violent days in the nation's capital, and it all started when the massive...

Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visually intoxicated Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Trump's Taint) told reporters today that he "mostly blames Antifa" for the attack carried out by a pro-Trump yesterday as Congress met to confirm Joe Biden's victory in last November's...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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