Tag: Trump Memes

Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Having consolidated his power after the Battle of Mueller, once Supreme ...

Trump Issues Executive Order for Dow Jones to Work Like Golf Scores

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the markets opened today, the Dow Jones Industrial average opened ...

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very unnerved (wink, wink) ...

Hillary Clinton Offers to Represent Roger Stone at Future Parole Hearings

LAKE FOREST, NEW YORK — Former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential candidate ...

Devin Nunes Assures Trump He Won’t Stop Sucking Him Off Even Though Impeachment Trial Is Over

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources are reporting that late last night, Congressman Devin Nunes delivered ...

Trump Orders Corporate Merger of Kansas and Missouri

WASHINGTON, D.C. — An errant presidential tweet may lead to the first corporate merger ...