Tag: Trump Memes

Trump Says President of Puerto Rico Was Wrong to Call Coronavirus a ‘Hoax’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Yesterday, a somber President Donald Trump implored the American people to ...

Trump Tests Negative for Coronavirus, But Positive for Dumbfuck Flu

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though he delayed being tested for over a week after being ...

Federal Reserve Funds $1.5 Trillion in Universal Bank Care

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In bold, decisive action this week, the Federal Reserve Bank authorized ...

White House Wants Bill Outlawing Abortion After Point Of Erection

WASHINGTON, D.C. —  At a prayer breakfast in the nation’s capital today, the country’s ...

Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has instituted a new White House visitation policy ...

Trump to Give Robert E. Lee Medal of Freedom

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Hours after heaping praise on Confederate General Robert E. Lee, President ...