Tag: Trump Memes

Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump’s Taint) has not been coy or reticent ...

Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the Overwhelming Minority”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media ...

Romney Had Spine Removed So He Could Suck Trump’s Dick

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking absolutely, positively nobody, Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) announced today that ...

Trump Offers to Loan Army’s Bomb Sniffing Dogs to California

WASHINGTON, D.C. — If California wants them, President Donald Trump says they can have ...

On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted ...

Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The first president to use the phrase “The Buck Stops Here” ...

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for ...