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Trump Mocks Biden for Not Being Invited to One of Putin’s ‘Yellow Parties’

This morning, President Joe Biden and Russian President Vladimir Putin held their first summit together since Biden defeated Putin's preferred candidate and was elected last November. It's unclear what the exact topics of conversation will be, but given the...

Reality Winner Released from Prison While Reality Denier Still Not President

In 2018, Reality Winner was sentenced to five years in prison for, as an NSA contractor, leaking information on Russian hacking attempts to the media. It was one of the most high-profile cases handled by the Department of Justice...

Poll: 53% of Republicans Believe Ivanka Trump Is Actual First Lady

The results of a recently published Reuters/Ipsos poll could possibly provide insight as to how far politicians seeking to mint themselves as "bipartisan" would have to reach across the aisle to please the other party's voters. According to the...

No Matter What Lamestream Media Says, Man Will Believe the Election Was Stolen and Earth is Flat

FUCKFACE RIVER, IDAHO -- If a mainstream news outlet says something, 43 year old Jesse Keeley does not believe it, and in fact will, in his own words, "usually assume the total opposite is true." "That's why back in the...

Gaetz: “Every Fetus Deserves a Fighting Chance to Become My Sex Object In 17 Years”

While the scandal surrounding him may not be showing any signs of subsiding just yet, Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has shown no signs of pulling back from his very public persona. This morning, Rep. Gaetz spoke to a gathering...

Doctors Break the News to Stephen Miller: He’ll Always Look Like a Penis

It's news none of us want to get. According to published medical journals, however, it's ness that one in every seven billion people suffer from, and word is that former White House senior racism adviser Stephen Miller's one of...

Trump Complains Debate Moderator Will Ask Questions About His Real Record Instead of His Imaginary One

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America is the most powerful elected position ever created in the history of humanity. President Donald J. Trump told reporters today that he's decided to wield that power by...

Lindsey Graham Spotted Rushing to White House With UV Light and Colonoscopy Hose

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The frantic, urgent exclamations could be heard throughout the Hill this morning. "Oh sweet molasses titties, we need to make sure our Dear American President fully and completely recovers! Outta my way!" Ivanka: “How Come Debates Are the...

Lindsey Graham Offering ‘Handies and Half-and-Halfs’ to Campaign Donors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Trump's Taint) has not been coy or reticent about describing the dire situation his re-election campaign is in. Facing Democratic challenger Jamie Harrison, Graham is not only sinking in the polls, he's gone...

Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter Biden!

Editor's Note: The following is an editorial written by the Editor In Chief and Head Fuckwit of The Political Garbage Chute, James "Jambo" Schlarmann. The views and opinions expressed therein absolutely, positively reflect those of this publication, and its ownership, because well,...
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Gaetz’ Girlfriend Skipped Driver’s Ed Class to Testify Before Grand Jury

This week, a former girlfriend of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) testified before a grand jury. Several legal experts have...
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