Tag: Trump Memes

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the ...

Barr Says Presidents Can Ignore Election Results They Don’t Agree With

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr, in an interview with Slimebag Fascist Enabling Toady ...

Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To many outside observers, it appears that President Donald Trump is ...

Should I Be Concerned That My Penile Discharge Looks Exactly Like Stephen Miller?

Author’s Note: Before reading this column any further, please be advised that I will ...

Biden Offers to Let Obama Have First SCOTUS Pick as a “McConnell Mulligan”

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden has, by all accounts, ...

Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are ...

Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes

President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no ...

Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect ...

Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Representatives from the two largest social media platforms in ...