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Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump's presidential administration told reporters today that while they don't think American citizens "should panic any time soon" about a potential coronavirus outbreak, that they should still "give consideration" to how much safer they'd be...

Planned Parenthood Announces New Partnership With ICE

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Planned Parenthood has announced a new partnership with Immigration and Customs Enforcement that they say will allow them to perform a lot more abortions each year. "As we were watching news reports of ICE agents...

6 Year Old Honduran Boy Sends Father’s Day Card To Border Where He Last Saw His Parents

LOS CHINGADEROS, TEXAS -- Two weeks ago, Miguel Olivo crossed into the United States with his mother and father, when all three were picked up ICE agents at the border and separated from one another. Miguel hasn't seen his parents...

Sessions ‘Greatly Troubled’ About Legal Recreational Weed And His Ability To Incarcerate Young Black Men

WASHINGTON,  D.C. -- This morning, word broke that U.S. Attorney General Jeffrey Beauregard Sessions is rescinding an Obama era policy that gave states the flexibility to allow the sale of recreational marijuana. The decision comes just a day or...

Sean Spicer Says Obama Put a ‘Sharia Voodoo Hex’ on Trump’s Administration

Did former President Barack Obama (D-Kenya) use his dark magic to put a curse on the Trump administration? Sean Spicer thinks so.

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick SCOTUS Judge In Possible Impeachment Year

Does an open FBI investigation into someone preclude them from nominating someone to the Supreme Court? Republicans used to think so.

Trump Upset President Bannon Won’t Put His Signed Executive Orders On White House Fridge

Co-Presidents Trump and Bannon recently had a tense but productive conversation about where signed executive orders can or should be displayed.

Ben Carson: Ending Slavery Was Wrong Because It Took Work Experience From Dark Skinned, Unpaid Interns

Was abolishing slavery the right thing to do morally, or a gross overreach and expression of truly libtarded libtardery? Ben Carson has ideas.

Trump, Bannon, Miller To Close CPAC By Opening Ark Of The Covenant

Co-Presidents Bannon and Trump told the organizers of CPAC that they will close out the conservative conference with great fanfare.
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

It's not that he would lie around, languishing in the self-extracted afterglow. But now that it seems like the...
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