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Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools

We can't reveal her real name, but recently one of our reporters sat down with comedian Dave Chapelle's therapist. For the purposes of reporting what she told us, we'll call her Dr. Susie McKnowsthings. Due to doctor/patient confidentiality laws, Dr....

Study Shows Ben Shapiro Thinks About Transgender People’s Genitals More Than Transgender People

If you are a transgender person, a new study from the National Institute of Looking Into Shit might interest you. According to the NILIS' chief resident researcher, Dr. Benson Hornaydieux, far right commentator Ben Shapiro very likely thinks about...

Attack Helicopter Identifies as Someone Who Thinks You’re a Transphobic Douchebag

Choppy McChopperson has lived their entire life as a Boeing AH-65 Apache attack helicopter, put in service by the United States Armed Forces years ago. Choppy says they don't take sides in political arguments for the most part because...

Man Wants to Make Some Friends Because He’s Sure They’ll Love His “Two Genders” Memes

As soon as he makes a few friends, 43-year-old writer Will Palumbo knows they'll all love his memes. In particular, Will is completely confident his new friends -- as soon as he makes them and connects with the on...

Pat Robertson: God Wants Republicans to ‘Crotch Check’ Student Athletes

The 80+ year old televangelist said Jesus told him personally he needs to protect the "integrity" of sports by feeling up student athletes before their games.

Noem Says She Doesn’t See Trans People Any Differently Than Everyone Else She Let Die From Covid

PIERRE, SOUTH DAKOTA -- This week, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signed an executive order banning biological males from playing in sports leagues designed for biological females and vice versa. The issue of transgender athletics has been a hot...

Trans Woman Unsure If JK Rowling Wants Her to Identify With Voldemort or Harry Now

CHERRY FALLS, RHODE ISLAND -- Sheila Williams loves Harry Potter, and she loves the books in which he was created. Up until just a few months ago, Sheila loved author J.K. Rowling -- the mind who created Potter and...
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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How didĀ thisĀ end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have never, and never will apply...
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