“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s Jizz

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A cum soaked Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-The Kremlin) told the American people he's "sick and tired" of what he calls "baseless smears" and attacks on his "patriotism," and he's ready to pull out of...
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Tennessee Man Cleans Up Quickly After Spanking It to Avoid Charges of Attempted Murder

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