This 77 Year Old Tortoise Has F_ _ked the Working Class So Much It’s On The Brink of Extinction

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Down in Ecuador, a centenarian Galapagos tortoise named "Diego" is being hailed for saving just about single-handedly saving his species. Diego apparently had such a rapacious and unrelenting appetite for coital relations with the females of...
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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about...
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